raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

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morganoperandi:

allthebeautifulthings9828:

Guys, look. They finally made a baby stroller for wheelchair-bound mothers. This is so important.

My wife is a physical therapist.  She started tearing up when I showed this to her.

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thirtsy:

i hate that a shrimp can see more colours than me shrimps can’t even do basic math

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el-hotel-bella-muerte:

sturmtruppen:

deceptinyan:

optimisticduelist:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

genderpunkrock:

i wont title this or put album art

but because you are emo trash you will recognize it

FUCK

fuck off damn DAMN

god damn

I didn’t even need to play it to know what this is just from the third comment..

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bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(Source: drunkvanity)

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