mrs-420:

LETS TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A FUCKING MINUTE.

(Source: offensiveheritage)

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charlottelabouff:

a few years ago I went to a renaissance festival as merida and I passed out from heat exhaustion like I literally fell down and someone got pictures

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please notice how my I still managed to hold my money and my pretzel

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voiceof-treason:

kjtux:

7thwonderoftheworld:

iwantyouheadless:

iits-niki-biitch:

peoplearentlists:

Porn.

This is so intriguing

Need to get more.

this shit just LOOKS painful idk how yalll do it

it’s a really enjoyable pain

No the fuck its not^ Its WORTH the pain, but its not enjoyable… Ever get a tattoo on your foot? or Sternum? NOT enjoyable. 

(Source: alxbngala)

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turkeyinacan:

diggingaditch:

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

This literally does not happen

You literally have no concept of the grown-up world.

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princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

(Source: needingiceland)

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bionicniall:

aswintheantifeminist:

bionicniall:

so who’s gonna tell all the white people that are against immigration how they got to America

We’re fully aware of how we got here. Most people here are just against illegal and mass immigration, not all immigration.

who’s gonna tell this person

(Source: bionicniall)

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combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

(Source: wesleyaccola)

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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officialbrucespringsteen:

hey isnt that jonas brother a disney kid

and now he’s half naked everywhere

and everyone is admiring him for growing up so nicely

wasnt miley cyrus a disney kid too

and she was half naked everywhere

and everyone freaked their fuckin shit

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