magicalveronica:

terrified-children:

skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

So much childhood right here

ah so much

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pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

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phatticuss:

luvnoodles123:

phatticuss:

when you fall down and scrape your knee

image

Is that gay porn by any chance?

no it’s when you fall down and scrape your knee

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420dongsquad:

old people gettin mad on fb

420dongsquad:

old people gettin mad on fb

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