zackisontumblr:

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

  • yes babe
  • you’re cute
  • of course i will bring you snacks
  • my dick is 3 feet long
  • you’re always right babe i’m sorry

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ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

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emilysdiaryofficial:

Success should not be determined on the way someone looks .3. 

emilysdiaryofficial:

Success should not be determined on the way someone looks .3. 

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sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

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