i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back
this perfectly describes grandmas
My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.
im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics
If you ever date me, please be patient. Human contact scares me a little bit so please be careful when you touch me and try not to get upset when I don’t seem to be very excited about hugging or cuddling. I just don’t appreciate being touched by anyone, so try not to be too annoyed with me. I understand my problem and am working towards being better at it, but it isn’t easy and I can’t help it. Thank you.