loserdyke:

sadgirl-s:

ewok-gia:

couple fell through the window they were having sex against

Wow


relationship goals

loserdyke:

sadgirl-s:

ewok-gia:

couple fell through the window they were having sex against

Wow

relationship goals

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blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

181,276 notes

marxvx:

if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people

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lesbians—and—tattoos:

cuddle-fucker:

lesbians—and—tattoos:

Made brownies last night

ew don’t do it like that, you’ll end up with crumbly, dry, pot-flavored brownies. next time, take the oil you’re going to use for the mix and cook the weed in it until the green goes away. strain it and squeeze out the oil and you’ll have all the potency with none of the nastiness.

Awesome! Thank you for that and I don’t use oil in this recipe though….

lesbians—and—tattoos:

cuddle-fucker:

lesbians—and—tattoos:

Made brownies last night

ew don’t do it like that, you’ll end up with crumbly, dry, pot-flavored brownies. next time, take the oil you’re going to use for the mix and cook the weed in it until the green goes away. strain it and squeeze out the oil and you’ll have all the potency with none of the nastiness.

Awesome! Thank you for that and I don’t use oil in this recipe though….

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1hund:

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

I SPIT MY DRINK

1hund:

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

I SPIT MY DRINK

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nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

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hipstemo:

i wanna be yours

hipstemo:

i wanna be yours

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