snckpck:

DONT BE AFRAID TO MOVE ON IF THE PERSON YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK. GRAB A BOTTLE OF FRUIT PUNCH AND BAG OF DORITOS AND LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!

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corsmos:

That last line is basically how I sext people.

(Source: shuhannazy)

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assholuke:

those tumblr mutuals you rlly want to be friends with but are too cool for you

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tiredestprincess:

if i see one more of those posts that’s like “hold my fucking hand you stupid idiot bitch” with like 200,000 notes i’m deleting this website. that shit isn’t cute or romantic and if anyone spoke to me that way in real life i would punch them in the throat and drive myself home in their car. have higher standards please

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castielhellbound:

for righteous-man-and-a-fallen-angel, the second winner of my giveaway from like two months ago! she wanted something with ‘cute awkwardness’…well this is awkward at least, hope you enjoy!

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trransatlanticism:

menthuthuyoupi:

theloudcampaign:

ign0rantfuck:

EVERYONE ON THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD SEE THIS

we hold on to the wrong things as humans 

man what the fuck……

thank you Sam Pepper for making the world realize

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

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mychemicaltoast:

*runs into room* YOU TREAT ME JUUST LIIIKE *rips down ceiling fan* ANOOTHER STRAANGERRR *kicks chair* WELL ITS NICE *punches you in the face* TO MEET YOU SIR *knees you in the crotch* I GUESS I’LL GO *snaps your neck* I’LL BEST BE ON MY WAY OUT *walks away with explosion behind me*

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zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

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